Written by Dave Mora
On Dec 12 , 2006 for Daily Rants

Pwned by a grilled cheese sandwich


I am sad to report that I get pwned by a grilled cheese sandwich.

Allegedly I am able to hotwire any vehicle manufacture prior to 1996. Allegedly I am able to make free long distance calls from any payphone on a PSTN network that has 3COM or Lucent bridge CBX equipment. I am even allegedly able to complete Tetris on Hard mode in 45 minutes and 23 seconds.

But, for the life of me I can�t make a grilled cheese sandwich

I have tried over and over and did I mention over again. My results are always the same. Two slices of burned bread.

Good Times!

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